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captain grammar

A person who excessively corrects others on grammar, spelling and pronunciation to the point of extreme annoyance.
Juan: "erny ill be there in ten minutes"

Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.

Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!
by jrodp27755 August 11, 2010
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Grammar Stroke

The act of making many typos whilst talking via IM, email, or text.
PERSON ONE: AJAAJJAAJ. i din'tn ven knowtice.

PERSON TWO: what? what just happened to you?

PERSON ONE: i think i just had a grammar stroke...
by kellycakes March 11, 2010
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grammar police

They are crackheads every single second of every single day. There is a girl in the group who is the weirdest, stupidest, but sweetest person you will ever meet. She trips 100000 backpacks, chairs, and sometimes over nothing. But everyone knows she has a big heart. She constantly thinks she is ugly, but everyone knows she is actually the most beautiful person ever. There is another girl who will make you laugh at almost anything. She is very dirty minded but so is everyone else. She is so sweet, caring, and down to earth. She makes just about anyone smile when they have a bad day. There are four guys. One of those boys just happens to be one of the richest kids you will ever meet. He lie constancy but some how we are all still friends. He is nice occasionally. There is a couple in the group though... they are well idk. They are both the weirdest and dumbest people ever, so that makes them some what compatible. They don't really talk to each other much, but when they do it is about something stupid. The boy in the relationship is hilarious and makes his girlfriend crack up all the time. He is so sweet, lovable, and acts stupid but turns out to be super smart! The two other boy are the dirtiest minded people you ever meet. They always make "that is what she said" jokes, and some how the are really funny. But under all that they are very caring and nice.... well sometimes. They always give advice to the couple and call them out on it.
Hey look the dumbest people ever, grammar police

The crackhead squad aka grammar police

Weird just flat out freaking weird
by thedumbblonde October 23, 2019
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Grammar nazzi

some one who is a perfectionist with gramar.
would usualy shout:
"NO MISTAKES FOR YOU!"
the grammar nazzi stied to eat me today,
she screamed at me like a grammar nazzi,
Mrs. Hill is a grammar nazzi!,
YOU GRAMMAR NAZZI!,
who are you? the grammar nazzi?,
by Dj Sarii February 12, 2006
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Sutton grammar

The home of vape, memeulous disstracks and the farmfoods ban
by 😏👅😏 December 12, 2017
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Sledgehammer Grammar

1. Swollen Member's frontman Mad Child's vocal stylings.

2. Kelsey Grammer
Did you hear Kelsey "Sledgehammer Grammer" talking that Sledgehammer Grammar?
by Kelsey Grammers April 4, 2009
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Grammar Italian Fascist

Internet User: i want you read your script and give some feed back, free of charge

Grammar Italian Fascist: Maybe your should learn to write before you offer to give a critique.
by dTraj October 20, 2010
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