Gage

An annoying kid who sits in the back of the classroom and insults people and does not know who a chair properly. He always wears a bright red sweater and is kinda gay despite his crush on a certain someone who has a short name (3 letters maybe?????) and it ends with an a.

Gage is sus

by Beckett the Emo kid May 26, 2022

Gage

A kind, super cool, funny guy that is a lot smarter than he believes he is. Gage can do anything he puts his mind to.

That guy Gage has his shit together!

by decimustheconqueror November 23, 2023

anus gage

Another term for someone who is a real pain in the ass or but and is constantly annoying

Dammit Evan! Your being a real anus gage!!!

by NaughtyNature March 6, 2016

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

erm what is going on I only play the binding of isaac

waht the spruce?? THat object is bolbous like Thomas Gage Hammerstroms fo head!!!11!1

by green goinkus January 29, 2023

Gage

A red headed bitch who can get any girls cause everyone thinks he’s a gay fag with no life who’s family doesn’t love him

Im gage ima go kill myself

by Booboo0928 July 26, 2018

Gage

To have a inverted penis

Wow, it’s really cold. I have a gage rn

by Big dong 6996 November 18, 2022

rain gage

When 69'ing a girl, you ejaculate a large amount of seamen into the air. With the seamen still in the air, you gently pull open the girl's vagina and let the "rain" fall into her.

I gave my girlfriend a rain gage for her birthday and now she keeps trying to predict the forecast of when I'm gonna make it "rain" on her again.

by Peter Fitzenteit November 28, 2011