flaming kerplunk

When you take a big shit in someones oven/microwave turn it on and leave the room.

Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?

Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.

by grand Master February 4, 2014

flaming arkansas

When a man has sex with a red head... then sets her on fire.

"Where is Sheral?" "She got flaming arkansas, shes dead."

by Hedge Trimmer June 1, 2014

flammingo

A STD caused by penetrating any bird

Dang it man. That sparrow gave me flammingo

by 42069691738 August 14, 2016

Flaming Pony

That pony with flames on Pokemon Go

Brandy caught a flaming pony! today at the park.

by RandomITness July 28, 2016

Flaming booty killer

When a man puts his penis so far down a woman's add that the woman then has a red rash, almost like a face on the inside

What's a flaming booty killer?...When a man puts his penis so far down a woman's add that the woman then has a red rash, almost like a face on the inside

by Booty-killing warrior June 4, 2018

Flamingle

To flirt or mingle with someone. Specifically someone you are interested in

I had plans to flamingle with the cute guy from the coffee shop.

by Tradfre015 March 17, 2020

Flaming Trump

The act of giving your sexual partner a sexually transmitted disease, particularly one that causes a burning sensation in the genitalia, and subsequently blaming your partner, Democrats, and Fake News media for it, and wondering why they haven't yet been sued.

Jake totally gave me a Flaming Trump. First he said he didn't even have the Clap, all the while scratching his crotch like a dog going after a flea village on the back of his neck. Then he said that it was Fake News and that I should be sued for giving him the Clap he didn't have.

by Darwin Sobcheck April 27, 2020