Over Easy Creampie

Over Easy Creampie:
A sexual act performed by cooking an over easy egg and inserting it inside the vagina. Afterwards coitus is performed and upon penetration, the yolk is broken and leaks out of the vagina. This sex act also includes a classic creampie for the finale. Sometimes toast is used to wipe up the mess for a tasty treat.
I woke up in morning feeling horny and very hungry. I eventually convinced my girlfriend to do a "Over Easy Creampie" and kill two birds with one stone.

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by 69'ing_Chipmunk March 16, 2016
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Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)
So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.
by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022
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Peppermint Creampie

When you cum in, and shove a candy cane up someones ass, before tossing their salad like Santa Claus eats cookies on Christmas Eve.
Bro Last night I gave my girlfriend a Peppermint Creampie, and my breath was fresh for hours.
by BottoBottoSookSook October 30, 2021
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Raspberry creampie

A Raspberry Creampie is when your fucking a pregnant woman and you punch her in the stomach when you cum.
I gave my wife a Raspberry creampie pie for dinner.
by Raspberry creampie January 27, 2024
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Chocolate Creampie

When a man ejaculates into a partners anal cavity while the partner has diarrhea, so when the semen and liquid poop mix together and leaks out it forms the Chocolate Creampie.
My girlfriend wanted to anal, but she didn’t tell me she ate taco bell earlier so I ended up giving her a Chocolate Creampie.
by SoupCat69 October 24, 2023
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creampie eating

If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.
Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.
by bitchuck March 15, 2024
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Sasquatch creampie

When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling
My girlfriend didn’t shave last week so I gave her a Sasquatch creampie
by Caulknballs November 26, 2024
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