going cones

(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”

Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.
Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”
by District January 06, 2018
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Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.
Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!
by maplefrost November 01, 2017
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Construction Cone

An old fashion butt F*&king, with nothing but spit as lube.
Person 1: "I heard his girl likes the construction cone."
Person 2: "Really?! so does Steve"
by Havoker July 15, 2011
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cone-o

The act of failing to jump over an orange traffic cone resulting in penetration of the anus.
Dude, did you see John get that cone-o earlier?
by The dominator1386 February 23, 2014
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Sludge Cone

A Sludge Cone is the remnants of bong debris and resin being cleared from the pipe, and then re-smoked to get high.
pulled a fat sludge cone, that shit got me fucked up
“i ran out of weed so it’s time to clean out my bong and have a sludge cone”
by Jonahdelreyy July 06, 2023
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DJ cone

A song producer, typically produces non-vocal tracks, typically in the style of instrumentals, But original tracks. Officially, his debut track was memories, this is disputed on Apple Music due to a technical issue on their part it seems and so there may be some argument as to what his debut track was.
John. “Have you heard the tune? “Paul, “what one, memories by DJ Cone?“John, yes. It’s definitely a big one
by Brian badondi December 30, 2019
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door cone

nobody knows the meaning of this phrase. it is primarily used by 7 year-old crackers trying to roast one another.
you fucking door cone-

random 2nd grader
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 16, 2019
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