smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.

I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.

by Masterbator May 13, 2014

Gamer Cocaine

Essence of pure gamer condensed into a powdery substance. Obtained by scraping a gamer's mousepad, mouse, or keyboard with a knife or other sharp-edged material.

I scraped some gamer cocaine off of my mousepad last night.

by pechman April 4, 2021

Cocaine shirt

A shirt too brazen, bright, and bold for everyday life.

We were out all last night. Sammy had the grass, a couple tabs, and the cocaine shirt on.

by BenisPlease July 30, 2022

foot cocaine

The fine white powder which gathers from grinding a cracked and calloused foot, particularly from the heel. It is not meant for snorting but should be discard as a harzardous material.

I made so much foot cocaine after grinding my foot last night. It is now smooth as silk!

by thewongchoice5 March 2, 2021

Russian Cocaine

Mixture of Black Caviar and cocaine that is snorted off of pussy of sexy bitch

It’s almost 2:00 pm where is Vlad with the Russian Cocaine, my bitches pussy is dripping wet and my nose anticipates this.

by Misha420 December 25, 2020

cocaine kirby

a person who sniffs so much cocaine, so as to be comparable to kirby but with cocaine

your new nickname is cocaine kirby because you sniff so much fucking cocaine

by anon49939939392 September 17, 2023

coochie cocaine

coochie so addictive its just like cacaine

putting coke on both lips of the cooch, press the lips together and inhale

cocaine laced with coochie crust

daymn that bitch has that coochie cocaine.

by Dissapointing Salad June 12, 2022