smooth as cocaine

Fly as fuck!!! aKa THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST!!! 💋

She is smooth as cocaine!!! With all that booty and that smile,damnnn!!!

by Gramsof2 July 1, 2017

Cocaine Pirate

Josh Sloop is a cocaine pirate. "Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

"Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

by deathsquirts May 8, 2021

smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.

I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.

by Masterbator May 13, 2014

cocaine mountain

A place where a person goes when they are completely out of it. Also known meth boulevard. Or limbo.

I went to cocaine mountain when i did meth

by CocaineMountain November 22, 2013

Gamer Cocaine

Essence of pure gamer condensed into a powdery substance. Obtained by scraping a gamer's mousepad, mouse, or keyboard with a knife or other sharp-edged material.

I scraped some gamer cocaine off of my mousepad last night.

by pechman April 4, 2021

Air Cocaine

The white stuff known as snow that falls from the sky

Look at all the Air cocaine that is falline

by Froggie01 December 8, 2016

dirty cocaine

I’m joking, it’s not a real ting sry😐…lol

Neither do I, I was talking about dirty cocaine

by ionknowimadeforajoke December 17, 2021