The act of Eat choa Maine and shit on the floor and wait for girlfriend to arrive. When does, she will ask "Brian why u shit furiously all over the fucking living room?" Then rko that thicc ass onto the floor and relive harambe's act by dragging her across the floor through your shit until the police show up and gun you down. You have successfully recreated harambe and break up and death at same time
by TastyBurger October 16, 2019
Get the Cincinnati Ape Ridermug. The sexual act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to eat it like a freeze pop.
"My girlfriend made the most delicious Cincinnati Freeze Pop for me last night, gobbled that shit up when i got home."
by goovleman April 11, 2012
Get the Cincinnati Freeze Popmug. A 69 that takes place in a car, with the male driving and the female having her legs around the man's head, leaving his hands free for steering. A car with a sunroof is preferable, as it gives the woman more room for her legs.
My girlfriend wanted to go check out a new Civic, but as soon as we got the keys, we decided to give it the old Cincinnati Test Drive.
On the way home from Pittsburgh my wife was so horny that she couldn't wait, so we popped the sunroof and had ourselves a Cincinnati Test Drive
On the way home from Pittsburgh my wife was so horny that she couldn't wait, so we popped the sunroof and had ourselves a Cincinnati Test Drive
by kungfu44 August 10, 2006
Get the Cincinnati Test Drivemug. noun, a form of coprophilia, where a person defecates on a partner's chest then ejaculates on the fecal matter causing it to resemble a glazed cinnamon roll.
Susan was awestruck by the sheer mass of the Cincinnati Cinnamon Roll which she had received from her boyfriend Gerald.
by PDannylastic February 26, 2009
Get the Cincinnati Cinnamon Rollmug. Entering an establishment (such as cafe, restaurant, bar, etc.) and being asked to leave for no apparent reason other than the staff being a bunch of bitches, one politely nods in agreement while slowly burying their hand down their pants, shitting in their palm, then violently throwing it against the wall as they exit.
My girl and I had a date at this ritzy French restaurant but I guess they didn't like what we wore because they told us we weren't allowed in. I was mad, but while we were leaving I gave them a steaming Cincinnati Monkey Toss and we found a much better Italian place across the street.
by Christian Cancer September 28, 2008
Get the Cincinnati Monkey Tossmug. The act of atleast 3 members (2 if your flexible) all on hand's and knee's making a circle. All participants then place cheetos into the anus of the person in front of them, then eat them without using their hands. This can be done for pleasure or competition. Pleasure is obvious. Competion is a 30 second race to see who can eat the most cheetos. Multiple cheetos is not only allowed but encouraged. It is said that the man this is named after could take and eat 10 cheetos at the same time.
Mr.Jone, Mr.Tyler, and Mr.Allen were racing. Mr.Jones jumped out to a early lead doubling up on the cheetos. He quickly petered out. Running neck and neck down to the wire. Mr.Tyler squeaked out the victory with a last second push. Making Mr.Tyler the CINCINNATI HOLY COLEY champion.
by 50yen June 22, 2011
Get the CINCINNATI HOLY COLEYmug. When one gentleman is performing doggy style sexing whilst another gentleman is receiving felatio from the same female participant the Cincinnati switch occurs when the men trade places, the gentleman in the rear simply removes his member and grasps it with his hand thus transferring the remaining excrement the men then perform a high five thus the second man receiving the excrement and using it for lubrication. I give you the Cincinnati switch ;)
by Dr David dee dinkleman.m.d April 24, 2017
Get the Cincinnati switch overmug.