Brandon

A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.

He is such a Brandon.

by CursedAlone September 8, 2018

Brandon

Someone who sharts during lessons, they will stink the classroom out and will most likely follow through

Nicole: Brandon did you shart
Brandon: no it was abit wet though
Brandon king: your very cool

by Kingsharts October 10, 2019

Brandon

Has a cat named Paco.

Brandon’s cat speaks Spanish.

by Paquitonugz June 13, 2018

Brandon

#swag

Brandon - he's a #swag guy

by youre a cunt May 26, 2021

Brandon

Brandon's are super funny and sweet and always know how to make you smile. They are a little shy when you first meet them, but once they warm up to you, they will show you they're crazy side. They are pretty short and sometimes insecure, but they really don't have anything to be insecure about. Their fun personality brings out the best parts in other people, and they do they're best to make you feel as comfortable as possible. They make wonderful boyfriends or husband's, and if you manage to get one to trust you, never let them go.

Person: Hey, are you still with Brandon?
You: Yep! I couldn't be happier!

by Kiwi_Gyp_143 March 31, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is an extremely gorgeous guy. However, he will break up with you for absolutely no reason. Brandon then will flirt and stare at you and constantly try to get your attention. He likes to pretend you guys are still dating but tells everybody he doesn’t still have feelings for you. Brandon is an utter dick who is full of himself and thinks he can treat others like shit. He will go from being a great boyfriend and making you feel like you’re the only girl in the world to constantly giving you mixed signals. Brandon’s are complete assholes.

“Oh look it’s Brandon, what a dick”

by hdlhflhx January 15, 2023

brandon

a duche bag. a stupid ass. one who cheats on his girlfriend with ugly ass girls. cunt. a liar. master minipulator. can talk his way out of anything. a guys who goes around from girl to girl.player/ sluttly man. emo . dick.

dont belive a thing brandon says

brandon: i want to be more than friends with you... we have known each other so long and together almost every day. I love you.

girl: i love you too. :)

girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!

girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???

brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.

brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.

so he goes around and plays other girl.

brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!

by baby h October 20, 2008