When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish
Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening
Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved
Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved
by Slevemcdichael September 18, 2022
The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 09, 2024
During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?
Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 15, 2020
Describing all the animals (people that act like animals) that live the city of Baltimore, Maryland.
Its going to be wild night in the Baltimore Zoo if the Ravens win the Super Bowel!
All the animals were out tonight in the Baltimore Zoo tonight!!
All the animals were out tonight in the Baltimore Zoo tonight!!
by sammgirl May 20, 2014
by Swagdaddy1234 December 14, 2013
When you put a plunger on your dick and shove the plunger on a girls butt hole and plunger it until the butt hole comes inside out.
by seachips January 25, 2025
The act in which a Girl/Old woman sits on their partners face and queefs down the recievers throat. These acts usually make the recievers breath smell like a fish market afterwards.
Oh Honey, I gave this Nice young man a Baltimore wind Tunnel a couple days ago. He cant get the taste of salmon out of his mouth.
by Beekay104 December 03, 2024