The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.
by surfdog April 26, 2016
In the midst of receiving a rimjob, the receiver of the ass licking quickly grabs the rimmer by both ears, pulling her forcefully against his asshole and promptly farts in her mouth. Roles/genders can be switched/modified to fit the preferences of both the giver and receiver.
She tried to stick a brush handle up my ass while giving me a rimjob, so I worked up some gas and gave her a Baltimore Bombscare.
by Luckybus March 07, 2017
When a Female uses her elbow crease to jerk off a Male's penis usually when the female is "tired" and doesn't want to do any work.
by CaptianFartPants December 08, 2021
by Kbdml March 20, 2022
During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?
Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 15, 2020
A pose during homosexual coitus where both parties maneuver themselves in a way where they both have their sexual organs inside of eachother.
by Joža Dolary$$ May 18, 2025
by Swagdaddy1234 December 14, 2013