by hypermonkeychik June 23, 2010
Piecing together a boyfriend by means of multiple partners. One gives it up on the reg, one actually spends money on you by taking you on dates, and one fills the everyday needs of hanging out or companionship. When combined, you have the perfect man. (In the ideal situation, the individual components don't know about the others). **This term can also be flipped and used to reference a piecemeal girlfriend.
Hey Mary, what did you get into last night? I tried calling you.
John and I just chilled at the house for a while, then Kevin took me on a really nice lunch date. Oh, and I met up with Ben late night for a drink..we totally got it on again!
Well, sounds to me like you hooked yourself up with one hell of a patchwork boyfriend!
John and I just chilled at the house for a while, then Kevin took me on a really nice lunch date. Oh, and I met up with Ben late night for a drink..we totally got it on again!
Well, sounds to me like you hooked yourself up with one hell of a patchwork boyfriend!
by RaggedyA December 14, 2010
Much like a friend with benefits except the benefits go beyond the sexual sphere. The boy becomes attached and wants both emotional and sexual support from you without any committment. If someone asks, much like friends with benefits, you are not together, just friends. You know, friends who call each other just to say good night, friends who invite each other for holidays, friends who sleepover once a week, friends who have sex and do all other things sexual yet listen to sappy songs in the dark, etc. etc. Really for all intents and purposes you are a couple, but refuse to admit it and pretend everyone else doesn't know it.
Pseudo-boyfriend, "So you wanna hang out tonight." girl, "Yeah sure." P.B, "Well I am hungry so how about we get dinner, maybe go see a movie later." girl, "is it ok if my roommate comes?" p.b, "I just wanted it to be us tonight, I really need to talk to you about some things that have been bothering me and maybe you could stay over tonight" girl,"ok see ya in a bit." Roommate, "so what you up to tonight?" girl, "Just hanging out with __________." Roommate, " right...."
by c and b July 20, 2005
Anti: ew this namjook guy is gross
An Intellectual: uhm, no, you see his sweater? Thats boyfriend material right there.
An Intellectual: uhm, no, you see his sweater? Thats boyfriend material right there.
by sopestan December 21, 2018
A homosexuals straight male companion. The guy a gay guy can have an incredible bond with, sometimes life lasting, and both give a receive a true love without any sexual desire. Like brotherhood, which is very unique between alot of straight and gay people.
"warren is my straight boyfriend"
by Perry Carey May 01, 2007
A Fortnite boyfriend is sum1 that doesn't want an actual relationship. They will love and cherish you every time you get a kill. Every night they will send you an invite and you have to except or ELSE. If you ever get a win together every1 will be jealous. You can have an actual physical relationship but only if you agree to it, But you are fortnite players so don't get your hopes up. Fortnite boyfriends HAVE TO BE LOYAL AND DONT TALK TO ANY OTHER FORTINITE HOES or REGULAR HOES.
Josh: hey Leah do you wanna hang out tonight;)
Leah: uh I kinda have a fortnite date with my Fortnite boyfriend sorry he has like 69 wins <3
Leah: uh I kinda have a fortnite date with my Fortnite boyfriend sorry he has like 69 wins <3
by iamlonely69 November 20, 2018
Guy 1-Oh, look at that Hailey girl she is cute!
Guy 2- Nah man you can't date her, her boyfriend and true love is Trevor.
Guy 1- Damn it.
Guy 2- Yep he is Hailey's Boyfriend
Guy 2- Nah man you can't date her, her boyfriend and true love is Trevor.
Guy 1- Damn it.
Guy 2- Yep he is Hailey's Boyfriend
by apersontehe February 19, 2020