magic beanie

a hat used to hide keys with, possibly even used to stow away other small objects.

usually kept in a coat pocket, can be worn on head when not in use.

man, I cant find my scale is it with your keys?
Where, in a magic beanie I carry in my pocket?

by Pseudohigh February 10, 2012

Beanie Bear

A large, hairy Mexican who loves the cock in and/or around all orifices.

Daaaaamn! Look at the jiggle on that beanie bear!

by Silkies_Man May 28, 2019

Beanie Guy

Someone that always wears a beanie that is either severely autistic and can only get friends that are teenage boys or is a gay pedophile

Bob: hey watch out it’s beanie guy! He’s a pedo!!!
Ross:yo I’m pretty sure he is autistic

by Random guy that isn’t random March 17, 2024

Tiny beanis

Tiny beanis is a nickname for a dog named tiny. Beanis has two meanings either beans or a male private area.

Come her tiny beanis, her gurl.

by Brave rly Hills July 09, 2021

beany

Being cute and sweet like Japanese azuki bean dessert. Mr. Bean is a prime example of British beany cuteness.

Ohh you are so beany that you make me want to vomit sweet bean paste!

by SharkyParty568 December 29, 2023

beany

beany, some may attribute this to your average beaner, but do not be fooled. it is quite literally, something that is beany. however, it's often used as a derogatory term for men with disabilities, specifically disabled gay men. beany was initially coined in 1837, by Sir Edward Clawfiggle Senior Calvin III, when he called a presumed witch. "you beany bastard, how hath you figgled with my miggle so factiously. I thus coin you, beany." Sir Edward Clawfiggle senior Calvin III has not yet taken legal action against the mainstream large-scale company, "beany babies". I do not understand why anyone would want to name a stuffed animal a beany baby, (disabled gay man baby) as that is highly misleading. however, whatever the case. the company has grown exponentially since the rise of babies being born, and apparently, the name was a statistically thought-out business decision. It could also just be a beany hat, something most beaners wear. as that is their coined trademark. however, I suggest using Beany instead of disabled gay man, as that may provide consequences on mainstream social media platforms. such as tik tok, instagram, and twitter. (now known as X, because Elon is strange.) Elon sounds a lot like elongated. I wonder if he is long.

"man those cherries are beany."
-chad

by snailsies August 05, 2023

Beanies

Used to describe really good looking men, whom one might want to fondle with

Is that club full of beanies?

by john tomato February 19, 2025