Person: "Who is that woman on your lock screen? And what is 'xfiles'?"
Me: "WHO IS THAT? WHO IS THAT??? FIRST OF ALL SHE IS NOT A WOMAN, SHE'S A GODDESS AND HER
NAME IS
GILLIAN ANDERSON.
SECOND OF ALL GET. OUT. OF. MY.
HOUSE. AND COME BACK ONLY AFTER YOU'VE WATCHED THE X-FILES."