When you eat a bleached asshole.
After her Brazilian wax, my wife gets the starfish bleached. That way she can give me some albino kisses.
by EffingIdiot June 10, 2025
Get the Albino Kissesmug. by LaurenIsAway June 30, 2022
Get the Albino Alligatorsmug. When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017
Get the Albino Garden Snakemug.