Alphabet

The highest bet played in a card game that involves a wager.
"He placed the highest bet of the lot, it was the Alphabet."
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down with the alphabet

I thought Helen was straight but she's actually down with the alphabet
by The Black Lotus September 15, 2023
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alphabet police

The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason
Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?
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The Alphabet

1.All the letters typed in the correct sequence,
literally forming ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Why would a person in kindergarten spend like 26 days to learn THE FUCKING ALPHABET?
Kindergartener: Great I'm going to learn the alphabet
Parents: yay
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Alphabet

A series of letters in the English alphabet
The alphabet goes:

A
C
B
E
D
G
F
H
J
I
K
M
N
O
L
P
R
S
Q
T
V
U
Z
Y
W
X
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What I call homo-hapiens who are addicted to axolotls with fishbones on their chewing gum.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolots with fishbones on their chewing gum?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: AsertsereSawedish Alphabet is a Abrasion: The Juvenile Release
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alphabetic arbitration

An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court:
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.
Additional alphabetic arbitration terms are possible is you alter da spellings slightly:
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.
by QuacksO December 29, 2023
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