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Jacob

A person with qualities that make him extremely fucking gay just an abundance of homosexuality balled up into one person who can only be described as one of the munchkins from the wizard of oz. Also extremely fucking gay, and short as shit, and likes horse cock in his bumbhole.
That jacob sure is a queer
Yeah, he's pretty big bitch and is really fucking short.
by B63 September 27, 2015
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Jacob

A guy that will bump a lot of alcohol from you and never pay you back. Every time you go out you'll always end up buying him from shots to bottles of vodka and jack Daniels.
Jacob: *is seen in anvils with a bottle of jack Daniels*
Person no.1: I can bet 5 euro that he didn't even pay 1c of that bottle.
Person no.2: do you think hes that cheap.
Valentina: THATS MY FUCKIN JACK DANIELS
by McFlurryDaddy April 23, 2019
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Jacob

A real fucken asshole, the worst guy ll ever meet, his breathe always stinks, hes hair hair is stinky and oily, he is overly hairy, hes an aussie gronk
"whats that fat fuck gronks name?" "oh thats jacob"
by WillyWonkaKat February 18, 2017
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Jacob

A Jacob is a egotistical bastard who thinks he funny and all that but he is really just a son of a punk and a bitch too nobody wants to be friends with him
Yo look its jacob that bitch.
by Ella strui March 12, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy that loves himself more than he loves others. He will always spend time checking his hair and applying spray. He will usually date a gorgeous but easy girl. He eats a lot and often gets upset over small things.
jacob is alright
by Pellet poo April 19, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is a needy Person Who always relies on other peoples affection. Jake up does not have a lot of friends and no significant other because they’re too scared of commitment
by Paveet April 24, 2019
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Jacob

Bitch who always goes afk
'Man you' re such a jacob' 'No ill be back in a minute'
by FuckRecRoom69 June 21, 2019
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