He has a massive penis and he loves making girls squirt and anyone who misses out on his massive cock you should feel sorry 4 them
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by connor wallace February 19, 2018
A famous baseball player from back in the 1980s. His name is usually mentioned to desrcibe the act of chewing tabbacco/hacking/dipping.
by Jesserobe May 30, 2011
by Cuntwholovestrees September 17, 2019
THE worst science teacher you could possibly get, second to Mr. Agnello. He yells and do your homework because if you don’t, he will yeet you. His vocabulary is awful and every word is replaced with some awful version of that in slang. These including: doe instead of though, tree instead of three. Trust me it will drive you insane. He’s suuuuper cocky and doesn’t have the time to answer any questions, whether during a test or not. Study every possible synonym for the vocab you are learning because he changes the terminology on tests. You will not make it out of his class with anything g higher than a 95%. It has never been done.
by 25BenDover25boi February 12, 2020
A scrawny bastard that loves using daffodils as buttplugs and shagging sheep. He also got kicked off the rugby team for saying Abby King stinks like gonorrhoea
by Rhys loves sheep and the clap November 26, 2019
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Hayden Lewis likes the pus! he's intelligent and therefore knows his way around a woman but can he find the clit?
his amazing personality goes hand in hand with his humongous cock it makes all the ladies jealous. he's very smart and only brags to those who are close to him. He knows so many people and everyone loves him because he's so funny!
his amazing personality goes hand in hand with his humongous cock it makes all the ladies jealous. he's very smart and only brags to those who are close to him. He knows so many people and everyone loves him because he's so funny!
girl one: "I saw Hayden Lewis last night he's penis is the size of a skyscraper"
girl two: "woah im sure he bragged about his 8 in biology too!"
girl two: "woah im sure he bragged about his 8 in biology too!"
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