Jason

He is a very shy person who likes to masturbate a lot. Sometimes he likes to play around and touch other people. HE may seem creepy at first but he is very talkative even though he talks in a monotonous voice. He jacks off once in the morning and at the night to the girl he is completely crushing over! TAYLOR! Overall, very nice guy but is kinda creepy.

Have you seen that Jason? That guy seems totally like a Jason

by DawitLoverandGrishenHater101 March 6, 2019

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1. Someone who'll look you in the eyes while you spider poop.
2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke.
3. A blumpkin friendly friend.

1. I spider pooped with Jason yesterday, he was on top. His eyes are so blue.
2. Jason told a fart joke.
3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.

by buttjed February 3, 2010

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To jason is when you secretly video tape a girl having sex with you in your childhood bedroom as a 45 year old balding fat dude..

wow he did a jason!

That girl has no idea what she is in for..

yeah shes gonna be another internet hit..

by POVERTYISADIFFICULTHING June 15, 2010

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A Jason is a sub breed of a Kyle (male Karen)

Dude he’s such a Jason. Like wtf

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a extremely lucky and sexy guy who gets all the gals, If he gave a fuck about what you think he wouldn't be Jason.
he is very strong and tall, anyone in his path is instantly annihilated.

"hey there what's your name? "Jason". "get in my bed".

by cutekitty69 November 27, 2018

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Jason is an asshole a cheater and a motherfucker he sucks off his nan twice an hour and takes erection pills a stupid ass how would you date him he doesn't treat his girl friend right Jodie deserves better like Jodie is a mother fucking godess

O it's Jason go die in a hole you motherfucking asshole

by Hackty03 April 30, 2019

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