October 3rd

The day a fucking bitch ass, dick head was born. ifykyk.
your parents should've used a condom 9 months ago.
If they did, you were a mistake and the condom broke.

My ex was born on October 3rd.
Fuck you, needy ass cheater.

by Taylor Swift on top October 1, 2023

3rd of December

The day u give someone u like a sweater

You: hey, take this sweater.
Someone: why ?
You: because it’s 3rd of December, the day u give someone u like a sweater.

by BilliePoi November 30, 2021

AUGUST 3rd

National boyfriend day. post your boyfriend with a 🤫 emoji or you don't love him

August 3rd is today let me post him

by 🤍🤍🤍✌🏼 August 2, 2022

August 3rd

It’s National boyfriend day

Hello boyfriend I’m going to post you because it’s August 3rd

by your best knower August 3, 2022

August 3rd

August 3rd is known to be dannie day

person 1: I can't wait for August 3rd
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: Are u kidding? It's dannie day!

by ForeignPassenger August 3, 2022

August 3rd

August 3rd is known to be dannie day

person 1: I Can't wait for August 3rd
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: dude are you kidding, It's dannie day!

by ForeignPassenger August 3, 2022

November 3rd

National Jacking off day. Jack off as much as you want and you cannot be judged for it.

November 3rd
Person1: ”How many times have you jacked off today?”
Person2: ”33.”
Person1: ”That's too much!”
Person2: ”You cant judge me it's national jacking off day."

by Urnan69420 October 27, 2019