Ness

Short for "finesse". Like stealing or tricking something/someone.

I want to ness that shirt.
You have to ness the system.

by sistersquad2718 November 29, 2018

thank u ness

One taught me LUV
One taught me Patience

And one taught me PaIn PaIN paIn paINnnnnNnn PaINus PaiNal

Mario is so basic thank u ness

by Elder Gay of the Mormons December 10, 2018

fan-ness

when you’re that dedicated to someone or something, a word used in argumental terms.

‘it doesn’t matter how many followers i’ve got, it’s about the fan-ness towards them!’

by teamrobertson26 on ig ;) October 13, 2018

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

oscar-ness

Worthy of an award. In behavioural terms, upright, just, gleaming and outstanding amongst all others. In physical terms, effortless presence and appeal to both males and females. A state often envied by the covetous but impossible to pull-off by impersonation . You either have award winning 'oscar-ness', or you don't!!

"Hello, is that the Community College? Where can I learn Oscar-ness please?" ............... (Reply), "I'm sorry, Oscar-ness is a gift which can be neither taught nor learnt. Please peruse our options for a more suitable course, Personality Development maybe?"....

by Aunty FunGal December 24, 2018

bad-a-ness

The condition or attribute of smthg being Bad A.

Dude, this is sheer bad-a-ness!!

by Bueno BlainO June 26, 2018

Rosy-ness

The feeling you get when you sat down in the sun for too long

“The Rosy-ness is gone now, but I still have two pink cheeks.”

by Miss Rosy June 3, 2018