poo

it comes out of my ass

hey dude do you like poo?

yes i do i like big poo hahahahahah

by poogod69 April 25, 2022

Poo Stigging It

When you make your way to the toilet with haste due to badly needing a shit

Example 1:
"Mate I was doing 90 in a school zone, I was seriously poo stigging it"

Example 2:
"Check matey over there running, he's poo stigging it him"

by Mohammed Naqvi May 23, 2022

Poo

Poo

Poo

by GigaGuyGary March 6, 2023

De Ja Poo

That feeling of doing the same shit everyday.

After working this job for a year, every day feels like de ja poo.

by Ginger Snapped July 21, 2017

gummy poo tail

2nd coolest dog to ever exist after zaza the dog. He has a poo tail and hardly no teeth.

Omg did you know gummy poo tail has a poo tail.

by Telescope March 26, 2023

Poo

Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.

There are many types of poos, such as

The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.

Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’

I just had a very, very big poo, Bob!

by The Really Nice Glassy December 21, 2021

smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023