Portland Taco

The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.

I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.

by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014

Glossy taco

A thick and glossy layer of top coat over your nails. (possibly holo)
This term has been created by the queen of holosexuals Cristine (aka Simply Nailogical on Youtube)

Everything gets better with a little bit of glossy taco on top.

by aleasnowflake July 15, 2017

Glossy Taco

A glossy top coat that you put on your nails to make them shiny.

And after you've completed your nail design, put a glossy taco over the design to seal it all in.

by Sunnynos July 15, 2017

taco bell burrito

A really ugly hispanic girl who somehow is passed around by all the guys.

Damn, she ugly but she been with like 20 dudes. She's like a taco bell burrito.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023

TACO

Trump always chickening out

Reporter asked : Are you aware PRESIDENT TRUMP that you are a TACO. TACO replies: Ive never heard of that, chickening out? Chickening? Don’t know what that means.

by HerroldoFarealdoe May 29, 2025

HOT TACO

When a guy shits in a girls vagina.

She let someone shit in her vagina. That was a HOT TACO.

by bettyhamster May 24, 2019

Ucky Taco

The act of pooping in a soft or hard shell taco. Thus creating Ucky taco

son: mom wants an ucky taco
mom: don't say that it makes me sick
son: dad wants an ucky taco

man: dude i served ucky tacos last night.
friend: was there corn too?

by ucky taco delivery boy September 29, 2012