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Michael Jackson’d

To be sucked off so hard by an Asian guy that you become white from the waist down.
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michael mckenzie

A man who is very mean and nice at the same time. He usualy loses hif girlfreind in less than a year to someone younger than him
Michael mckenzie lost his girlfreibd in 5 months
by _._Unknown_._ March 29, 2017
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michael christman

1.) Feeler
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.

4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.
Jeremy: That michael christman is such a gay feeler. Am I right, Chris?
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.
by TheGayFeeler1999 May 6, 2018
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Michael crawshaw

A large individual who takes interest in the youth
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Michael Fastbastard

Michael Fassbender's alter-ego.
Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
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Michael: Perfection.
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Michael: Perfection.

"The Michael Fastbastard experience"
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Michael Bratton

One who finds animals of any gender irresistible, sexually. Especially horses.
Chelsea: "What is Michael Bratton doing over there with that horse? ... OH GOD, NO!!!
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