When the face is too far gone you have to hit it from behind.
Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.
Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.
Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.
by KinkyKoffey November 21, 2024
Get the Lammers' Lawmug. A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.
Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register
Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register
Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
Get the Barnum’s Lawmug. This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.
Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!
by Heinkel November 25, 2017
Get the The Adamson Lawmug. 
Get the co-nibling-in-lawmug. stunaggin is the name of a generic scientist you use when you forget the name of some scientific theorem
"what was the concept we learned in chem last class?"
"idk, I think it was called stunaggin's law or something."
"idk, I think it was called stunaggin's law or something."
by Chungus 101 May 9, 2021
Get the stunaggin's lawmug. A better way of saying "it's the law" but removing the "it" because it's unnecessary. Also an alternate form of stating the facts without having to explain yourself. "It is what it is, stop trying to find a reason" kind of vibe
*Ally is rocking her new channel bag for a day at work at the morgue (cause she is a doctor) and one of her classmates approaches her about her bag*
person: "your bag shouldn't be in here, its like not the place for that"
Ally: "mm, yes I can, its law. What you cant do is mind my business, and that's law too"
person: "your bag shouldn't be in here, its like not the place for that"
Ally: "mm, yes I can, its law. What you cant do is mind my business, and that's law too"
by GAC.XTRA July 24, 2024
Get the Its Lawmug. The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.
Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014
Get the Thomas' Lawmug.