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John Michael

Eg. I'm John Michaeling this weekend

I'm gonna pull a John Michael this week
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Michael

The rizziest man on earth, but humble and nonchalant. Michael has the most rizz in the world and has the sexiest boyfriend in the world. Michael is nonchalant, rizzy, and has the biggest aura. He walks in to a room and all the huzz start loosing their mind, but he ignores them because he has the best boyfriend in the universe. All baddies who are blessed to be his friend immediately have the biggest glow up and all mental illnesses heal, any troglodytes that even think about disliking him explode immediately. Michael is the biggest rizzler ever.
The huzz: OH MY GOD ITS MICHAEL!!!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!

Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*
by Peepee poopoo fart January 24, 2025
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John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
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Michael Fjordbak

Michael is the hottest man you will see. He has the most amazing ocean blue eyes be careful once you look at them you are swimming in them. I know that is just cute info but here’s something hot. He has amazing body, has good style, looks pretty damn sexy in b&w photos. He is husband material. He is famous for his role in the famous tv series Teen Wolf as young Peter Hale.
Oh my god Michael Fjordbak is so hot that I can burn for him.
Michael Fjordbak hypnotizes the hell out of me.
by michaelswife November 23, 2021
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Michael

A Michael is a niche of the male being that exhibits Michael specific forms of delayed developmental emotional and physical markers. Usually associated with stunted emotional intelligence and an ass like stubbornness that manifests itself in feeble attempts at communication amongst humankind, more specifically, womankind. Often also referred to as Gaslighting.
(i) Michael, works 60% of the time, every time…

(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
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michael

michael is the most wanted person in the world. michael is what love is about. Never lie never cheat. They are loving to the ones close to they.... hurting and in the process.
I love Michael
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Michael Jackson

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.

A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.
Michael Jackson can dance, and change colors like a chameleon.
by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023
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