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Michael

Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.
Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024
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oh michael

A guy who is in his late 40’s and needs a bump of coke and viagra to get things going. He thens goes on a 30 bang fest in which the companion can’t control her emotions and screams his name.
All I hear is balls slapping ass and her yelling Oh Michael!
by Twosicfucks September 24, 2022
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Michael

The guy that should give his friend Anthony the math homework
Anthony: Hey Michael can I get the math homework
Michael: Yeaaaa bro
by Cheese sandwiches June 14, 2022
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Michael

probably hung like a horse, and has a forklift and commercial drivers license lr sumn
Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Michael W

A very kind, smart, thoughtful, helpful, honest, caring, and funny boy. His jokes might make me a bit angry sometimes, but he means well. He is a very understanding person who accepts and helps others whenever he can. Overall, he is one of the goats and one of the purest, legit, awesomest, coolest, genuine, and rizziest people of the earth and of all time.
by Kitty queen Kait June 1, 2023
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Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018
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Michael Santiago

A righteous man that knows not of how to get thee pussy
Guy 1: Yo bro you hanging out with Michael Santiago
Guy 2: No I actually wanna get laid tonight
by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022
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