i slept w/ ur mom

1. usually used by kids who think they are cool but really are not at all
2. a really stupid overrated comeback

Person A: oh, i slept so bad last night
Person B: yeah, and i slept w/ ur mom

by ur moum October 30, 2022

Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

nah ur alright

what u say when jonty speaks or says anything

“Hey can we go back to mine”
“nah ur alright”

by jdjshshsnzns November 26, 2022

ur race ace

The true height of modern insult, to refer to one's interlocutor's entier race as being of the asexual variety.

1: ur mom gay
2: ur granpap a trap
1: ur race ace
2: *disintegrates into a cloud of dust*

by squidward4communism May 15, 2018

Ur mom

You just got🕺🕺

Ur mom just got rick rolled🕺

by Elon musk is June 2, 2022

ur mom

ur mom means ur mom lol yeah or like a stupid joke yeah

"do you know the time?"
"ur mom"
"you're an ass"
"that's what she said"
"istg"

by jikookmyeverything >3< October 6, 2021

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022