Michael Moynihan

A complete hipster and soyboy. Very skinny, tall, hair to his shoulders. Bony, lethargic, very unmotivated. Usual attire includes, red or blue flannel, generic classic rock shirt (ex. The Doors) checkered vans. Enjoys drinking lattes with extra soy milk. Will obsess over his girlfriend even after she breaks up with him because he has a wedgie fetish. Tries to get everyone to think she is a whore in return. Buys soyboy attire, such as flashy fallout backpack from Hot Topic, gets made fun of it, and insists it's "a gift". Says the same analogies over and over again. (example, "it's all a shit sandwich" , "the proof is in the pudding" , "it's an elephant in the room". Overthinks everything and thinks a girl wants to marry him if they make eye contact for a second.

"Dude, stop being like Michael Moynihan. You're never going to get the girls by giving them wedgies!"

by disposableheroes June 6, 2018

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Jan-Michael

Jan-Michael Vincent was an American actor known for portraying helicopter pilot Stringfellow Hawke in the TV series Airwolf and the protagonist, Matt Johnson, in the 1978 film Big Wednesday. He was the best of the best during that time. In 1984, Vincent was cast as Stringfellow Hawke in the helicopter action series Airwolf (1984), co-starring Ernest Borgnine. Jan-Michael Vincent was a prominent heartthrob actor in the '80s whose later life was plagued by numerous sad occurrences until his eventual death in 2019. Best known for his role in "Airwolf," Jan-Michael Vincent was undoubtedly one of the most talented, popular, and highest-paid actors of his .

Did you see the helicopter pilot professionally maneuver through the obstacle; he pulled a Jan-Michael Vincent!

by Air Wolf The Great November 22, 2021

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Michael

Michael is the most sweet hearted person you will ever find. He’s nice and a bit of a dork! Michael will always stick by you no matter what! through your ups and downs he will always be there! He will do anything for his loved ones. An overall amazing person to be around. Michael’s charm is immaculate and you hate when he’s not around you because you miss him so much! Honestly, the best part of a Michael is that they are truly themselves all the time:)

“hey have you seen Michael ”
“Yes and I can’t take my eyes off him!”

by youraveragewriter191564 November 22, 2021

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