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michael

absolute player he is so childish he cry's when he is proved wrong and has manky curly brown hair and has knob chewse so strong it clearly hasn't been washed in a good few months
eww look there knob cheese michael.
by elliemaerhodes123 May 10, 2023
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Michael

He is gay and short and white ashell
by uubhj October 11, 2019
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Michael

theres michael!
by mikekk March 29, 2023
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Michael

we're gay don't lie to yourself
Michael is always suckin and fuckin
by MichaelWoodVCUKROGER May 6, 2024
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Michael

An absolute fatherless piece of shit who is a jack ass at times and an absolute duck head on others there is a little grey area for good Michaels but most of the time absolute shit
Michael your a dipshit
by The shitswizler69 November 25, 2021
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Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch
by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023
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Michael Bobagard

The creator of the Michael Phone, a leading rival to the Winkle Phone.
His cousin is Michael S. Bogard, well known surgeon based in San Diego.
"Yo, do you have a Michael Phone or a Winkle Phone"
"What's that?"
"Michael Phone, you know, Michael Bobagard. Michael S. Bogards Cousin. He created the Michael Phone. Michael S. Bogard is a well known surgeon based in San Diego though."
"Oh, I have a Winkle Phone."
"We can't be friends-"
by RumpShakingRags May 5, 2025
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