Pot calling the kettle black

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Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024

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hop on call of duty

Slang for rough, gay BDSM mostly with furries

Guy 1: Anyone wanna hop on call of duty?
Guy 2: Yea I am getting hard already.

by FishDied March 16, 2024

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Calling Whales

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.

I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.

by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024

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the deep is calling

You went insane after playing deepwoken too long.

THE DEEP IS CALLING THE DEEP IS CALLING THE DEEP IS CALLING

by THE DEEP IS CALLING March 27, 2024

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Nature's cat call. Those times life teases you with an allure, but nobody is there trying to fuck you. Oftentimes, you will have no idea where that sense of attraction is coming from, as if its the universe's invisible finger placed tenderly under your chin.

Dude 1: I really need to lay off the porn dude, I was walking through the park today and I almost felt horny from how good the cool breeze and the trees made me feel.
Dude 2: No dude, that's not weird, that's the tit's call.

by OverUpProveMeUnder March 29, 2024

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