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central pump

The heart. The human heart is the “central pump” of the human circulatory system. Commonly used by nurses, doctors, & people who’ve played way too much Cyberpunk 2077. Used in Cyberpunk 2077.
Doctor: Man, my bitch cheated on me with my homie
Cyberpunk Fan: Sounds like she broke your central pump
by IamFyaDwagon February 5, 2021
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Lil Pump

an idiot

Lil pump sucks this and there’s a gif showing a stupid man
stupid dude: “I LOVE LIL PUMP SO MUCH LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC”
Me: It’s time for you to meat my glock
by Woowiewoow April 25, 2021
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Face pump hours

This is the opposite of pee pee poo poo hours this this is where instead of being a whiny crybaby a person is instead meone who looks to fight and antagonize a bad or dangerous situation . Normally ending in your dick in the babysitters throat, mouth or face too celebrate when your return home.
I will only be awake for face pump hours.
by Lil pimpin May 3, 2021
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persian pump

A term used to define a non Persian man who desires the life of a greased up sex jigalo, although in reality he is your average middle aged white man
Look over there that dudes a total Persian pump , poor dude is never getting laid
by Catmilkmillionaire May 16, 2021
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lil-pumpified

If a song/speech gets lil-pumpified, it is changed to sound like a song created by Lil Pump. There would be a classic beat, the flow would become slower and worse and there will be adlibs, such as, ‘ooh,’ bird noises (‘brrrr’) and car noises (‘skkkk.’)
“Bro, did you hear the globloglobgalab get lil-pumpified by Grandayy? That shit was lit!”
by Boris Johnson 2.0 May 17, 2021
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Bike Pump

When throat fucking someone and holding them by the ears until they fart.
I was giving her a good bike pump session but forgot she ate taco bell for lunch.
by Wildbill304 July 2, 2021
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Serbian Pumpersnickel

A Serbian pumpersnickel is a sexual technique that originated in of course Serbia. It is performed through the female allowing her vagina to be chewed by the male until blood is drawn, which he then uses as lubricant to retrieve a cashew nut from the anus of the female using only his penis.
Last night me and my girlfriend gave the Serbian pumpersnickel a try
by Brandon01235 July 25, 2021
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