shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.

Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Dog birding

When their dating app Yeah photos may be new or old but they’re exactly what you get

“because they’ve been single for a bit - their app pictures needed to be vetted for dog birding”

“saw her in 2010 and in 2020 and damn she looks good in any decade, she can dog bird me any day”

“When mr Bridgerton asked if the drapes matched the curtains , people were confused - as the Barron’s, were not known for dog birding” (Read in a British narrative accent )

by Asdefinedbycardib April 28, 2021

The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding

Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?

by Xerts March 14, 2022

Connor Bird

To be a “Connor Bird” is to be the lowest of the low. You must be a weedy little virgin who wanks in bins and fingers your own nephews.

Hey, did you see that nonce who just got arrested for kidnapping? He’s such a Connor Bird

by BigHogJeffery October 1, 2019

Avery bird

Avery bird has tiny shmeat, alas, this is compensated by his mega smart brain.

Avery bird is a gooning sigma, he might need to jelq, but he will 3D print a machine to do it for him.

by Sigma_gooner69 May 18, 2024

Bird's Nest

When you get jizz in your pubes and you leave it and let it dry into a bird's nest.

I ran out of tissues wanking so I had to make a bird's nest.

by thejug02 January 17, 2012

Mr. Bird

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by Sohoowusyourday>good February 14, 2022