Michael Bratton

One who finds animals of any gender irresistible, sexually. Especially horses.

Chelsea: "What is Michael Bratton doing over there with that horse? ... OH GOD, NO!!!

by whatabutthole August 3, 2015

Michael

OCB From Heratige academy down to masters in tang soon do I'm not the middle of the trident no what I mean !!!!

Michael.Lowest man on the totem till your back hurts give a nigga a break gangstas...to heros piece out bitches.979440 OcB

by Banana 7 November 27, 2023

michael sinasac

Canada’s finest lad.

He‘s instagram famous ( almost at 10k ) and a member of the infamous and most iconic gang: the CHG.

He is known for his indescribably great personality, his ethereal beauty and for constantly making us faint.

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Michael was born on The 28th june in 2003, which makes him a cancer sun.
His moon and rising signs are unknown.

He owns two dogs and currently lives in Canada.

„Michael Sinasac? Whos dat bro?“

„Gurl how can you no- nvm“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 8, 2019

michael is a nyash warrior

An idvidual named michael is on a long and far mission on the journey for nyash

michael is a nyash warrior

by Pxnda July 17, 2022

Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.

I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?

by Acarusoruth January 17, 2024

Reverse Michael Jackson

verb. For anything to go from a lighter shade of colour to a darker one.

guy1: "Hey, did he get darker since we saw him?
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"

by Silhouyata February 1, 2020

michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021