Mitsubishi i-MiEV

The scary Japanese electric car that for some reason ended in 2017 but looks like a 2002 Micro Station Wagon.

Mitsubishi Sales Man: Hey! Wanna take a test drive of the new Mitsubishi i-MiEV
Customer: Shut the fuck up I'd rather take my Eclipse Cross...
Mitsubishi Sales Man: Get out of my store.

by SoftCookiesFromAir August 8, 2018

I Speel god

You're basically epic. Though you can't type correctly but that's the best part of speeling god. Speeling god means you've got a bad keyboard and can't spell the words correctly. So when someone tells you you don't spell correctly, you say "I speel god" instead of I spell good, because you speel god.

I speel god YESS
This is me Challon' JAW and I am a god speeler.
There is no point on being a god speeler if there are no other god speelers.

by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG

This is a term said by Dr. Robotnik during the show The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

"I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG"
-Dr. Robotnik

by ControllingPatterns May 3, 2022

i have to poop

I have to poop

Yo, i have to poop

by anonymous May 10, 2022

i am the bell

quote from debbie (jianhao tan) saying i am the bell

the bell doesnt dismiss you i do

i am the bell

by chingchenghanji December 17, 2021

I want to cum

When someone says that they most likey mean they’re horny

P1: yo im so fucking horny I want to cum rn
P2: ok

by Cyb3rs1nzz March 9, 2022

Can I Vent?

When someone says "Can I Vent?" DON'T MAKE FUN OF THEM, They Are asking permission to share their feelings and what they're going through. If you REALLY WANT TO HEAR IT, But knowing that you don't have time you can easily say the truth on why you can't comfort them while they vent.

Jade: Hey Wanna play Amogus?

Jediai: Yea sure.

Jade: Oh, I'm the Imposter.

Jediai: Oh! Me too!

Jade: "Can I Vent?"

Jediai: Sure!

Jade: *Actually Vents about what they are going through instead of venting in the game*

Jediai: I'm unfriending you in Roblox.

by Buffyori March 22, 2022