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Read p

An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see
Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p
by Dangerous golf ball June 13, 2021
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P

To adults: How to make children laugh.
To children: How to make adults angry.
(Adults)

Jim: Say the letter p
Bob: Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
(Children)
Jim: say the alphabet
Bob: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Jim: where’s the letter p
Bob: Half way down my leg
by Bexxybex July 1, 2021
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P-On

I'm waiting on my P-On to arrive. Michael is a P-On driver for Uber Eats .
by Michael Coppola July 2, 2021
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p. igella

P. Igella otherwise know as Jime is one of the kindest people ever, theyre very funny and I love talking to them! I'm 100% happy to call them my friend :)
"P. Igella? Oh yeah I love her :)"
by babyaugustslollipop July 3, 2021
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P&P Sandwich

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends pat and paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the p&p sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. they begin shouting p&p sandwiches while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. When they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Never meet at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet down there so Pat & Paul made me a P&P sandwich.
by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022
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P&P Sandwich

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends Pat and Paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the P&P sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their own bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. They begin shouting P&P sandwich while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. once they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Don't meet Pat and Paul at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet there so they will try and make a P&P sandwich.
by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022
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GRU Division "P"

A lego communist foundation which works on ROBLOX allied SCP:F games (SCP roleplay games), it has detachments such as Bodark, SPETSNAZ (including FSO) and FSS (basically a Detachment that specializes in enforcing the regulations)
Respected male: Man, I want to join GRU Division "P"
NPC: No, I heard they are the worst! Join a cooler department like ScD or MD, or the best combative department, SD!!
by averageMale_z August 14, 2022
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