Michael

A Michael or a fortnite calculator is someone who cares too much about fortnite cosmetics/accounts and knows every cosmetics release date and when it was last seen in the fortnite item shop.

That kid has every skin in the game he must be a Michael!

by chowduh August 2, 2023

Michael Jackson

“SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEE” hehe
;)

A way to use the word Michael Jackson 1.Walk up to a random person and whisper hehe
2.Scream in public SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEE hehe ;)
3.Michael Jackson’s in my refrigerator

by The K PoP Stan bro is coolio November 11, 2021

Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

michael alangoodjr

That guy who was a dick at the Dave Matthews show in Atlanta, that one time.

Don't be Michael Alangoodjr.

by cocoapuffz September 25, 2018

Michael Tucker

A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.

Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.

by DrtyMan July 12, 2019

Michael Scott

The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.

Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.

by O' Chungus September 10, 2023

Michael mulebach

I very LARGE person

“Ew that girl is hideous she look like Michael mulebach!”

by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024