Michael

Michael. A guy bout his money. He rather get to the money than be friends. Next partner he with gone be bout fucking and money. fuck you good then get money! Lmaooo
Michael. A guy bout his money. He rather get to the money than be friends. Next partner he with gone be bout fucking and money. fuck you good then get money! Lmaooo
by November 22, 2021
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Secret snap chat best friend. Most likely your best friends brother & she is jealous when y'all dont pay attention to her. When he knows you're coming over to her house he purposely washes her dishes without a shirt on. Leaves phone chargers at your home & doesnt bring back your tape or scissors when borrowed.
Can I borrow your jacket?
Sure but dont Michael it.

Hey, that guy is half naked, so unusual when he's welding, isnt he worried?
Nah, he's just pulling a Michael because he knows the neighbor lady will be driving by soon.
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I think you about you all the time Michael
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A sassy man who knows no bounds. A well educated white man who happens to act a bit gay but somehow has a girlfriend. Weirdly good at video games. Again very sassy. Is most likely a Taurus born on May 16. The closer to May 16th the sassier
Michael just told me too bad when i said my mother died, he's so sassy!
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Girl: Michael is dirty
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Before you read the following definition. Keep in mind that I am in fact named Michael so I will tell all you strangers my flaws and pros.

Hi I’m Michael I am intelligent and love a lot of things. I don’t love easily but when I do I love hard. I can be secretive and alone but also loyal and friendly. If you piss me off I will snap your arm off of your body and shove it up your a**. Anyway. I can be extremely hard on myself when I make a mistake. I have never told a soul about another persons life if they haven’t asked me to. I’m not the greatest looking and slightly fat but trying to improve my looks. If you hurt anyone I like I will cut you. Thank you for reading.

There is a little bit about myself so if you see another Michael , compare them to this
Do you need a. Example of how to use a namelike Michael in a sentance? If you do then you should not be reading a definition solely about a name
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