Type 1 Diabetes

When your immune system chooses to be a bitch and murders your insulin cells causing this fuckass thing.

"Why do you have that thing on your arm?"
"I got Type 1 Diabetes."

by toastERER February 2, 2025

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When you are so bored out of your mind you do the full number row right, the qwerty row left, the asdf row right, the zxcvbnm row left, then all rows each side going left right like 1029384756

Dude was so bored out of his mind he typed `1234567890-=\poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz`=1-203948576q\werpptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

by y u reading dis September 19, 2023

1-10 Female Attractiveness scale

A range of numbers used to accurately describe the attractiveness of a female.

The number "1" is the bottom of the scale. It is also the ugliest a girl can be rated. A 10 is the top of the scale and is also the hottest a girl can be rated.

yo did you see barissa? god shes ugly, defintiely a 2. But did you Amanda? Damn! shes so hot. Totally a 10. using this 1-10 Female Attractiveness scale i can now tell all my friends who the thicc hoes be!

by wassupfam August 31, 2016

1+1=3

mom+dad=baby

1+1=3 so yes

by LOCALMEMER March 22, 2023

#1 Stalker

A parent who watches over their child a bit too much.

Hazel: Shit man, my parents are watching me on cameras.
Celi: Oh shit
Hazel: She really do be a #1 Stalker…

by avagina41205 January 23, 2023

Guy 1

Some random guy who lives tens of thousands of miles away from Guy 2.

Guy 1 ------------------------------- Guy 2

This ☝️☝️☝️
That right there is the problem. Guy 2 is a renowned author from the UK. Guy 1 is just some guy who has likely never even heard of Guy 2. Guy 3 (Me) said a very specific sentence to Guy 1. A sentence that Guy 3 HAS NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY BEFORE. Repeated back to him by Guy 2 several weeks later.

Guy 1 ----------------------------- Guy 2
This line ☝️ represents the medium used by both guys to disseminate information. The only thing they have in common is their awareness of Guy 3. What happens when YOU are Guy 3? It'Ll NeVeR bE mE I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! No. You're a fucking retard. You don't understand the deeper implications of what is being perpetrated against me. There is no reason to live like this.

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

1-10 FAS

1-10 Female attractiveness scale, with 1 meaning "damn, she's ugly" and 10 meaning "damn she breaths male unfulfilled dreams of procreation"

-Boy does she hit a 7.5 on the 1-10 FAS!
-How tasteful of you to cut 0.5 for shrimp-like tendencies, thus resisting that hypnotizing body that is disproportionately hotter than the face

by charos_the_flyaros_XB95 September 4, 2016