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Bare Back King

That one lad who always goes bare back no matter what he's hanging out of.
Yo! Catalin man, you are the bare back king!
by millhard December 1, 2016
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Fancy King Clancy

An "Old King Clancy" for homosexuals, where an anal creampie is used as opposed to the standard vaginal creampie. This is a much more sophisticated sex move which requires the use of only the finest Canadian maple syrup.
In order to show how deeply he cared, he decided to give him a Fancy King Clancy for his birthday.
by Peanut Butter & Jelly January 20, 2011
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Old King Clancy

Originating in Canada, a sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except Maple Syrup.
"Frozen Snowshoes, Harvey's Trays, Old King Clancy. I don't know what any of those words mean." -Lilly from the Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."
by Kid A+ March 23, 2009
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King Kong's Finger

A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.
What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.
by Doctor JonSun July 26, 2011
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mustang king cobra

a variant of the mustang 2 series that was built with a sexy body but had a pitiful 5.o engine that produced a shameful 139 horsepower.
when ever i see a mustang king cobra i shake my head in disgust and say a prayer for the designer of the car.
by laspina jr September 8, 2005
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JJ - The King of Beepers

A fuggin jackass who made annoying commercials for years, broadcast in the Los Angeles area, claiming that he had a better deal on beepers and other wireless communication equipment than everyone else. The commercials were the butt of many jokes that did him far more harm than good, fuggin jackass.
JJ: "I am JJ - the king of beepers! I am the best..."

Viewer: "Turn the fuggin channel away from that shit."
by Duke71 June 9, 2009
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Slav King

absolute spastic who cannot function in normal society, scum
by Packie McReary July 9, 2018
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