michael

bitchless forever he aint eva gettin hoes

person 1: is that michael?
person 2: ya heard he cant pull anyone includin a blind chick loool

by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022

michael

michael is a bitchless guy who will never see nor touch a female in his life time.

person 1: yoo is that michael LOL!!! heard he bitchless
person 2: oh nah u right he def is

by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022

Michael

Someone who will turn out gay in the near future and will be never funny. They will smack your ass, he will kiss your dad and finger him.

Look Michael is weird and gay

by LOOKIE MICHAEL February 1, 2022

Michael

Michael's natural existence is a humor to the people around him, he is constantly hitting nicotine and asking people to buy nicotine and alcohol for him because he's too much of a lazy shit. He also thinks he pulls mad bitches but the bitches he does pull live 200 miles away and he has to buy a plane ticket just for some badussy.

Person 1: "Yo, who is that?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."

by badussy2.0 February 3, 2022

Michael Jordan

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger

Michael Jordan

by NIGGERSareSoGAYYY February 3, 2022

National Bully Michael Day

On February 4th you are allowed to bully your friend named Michael.

National Bully Michael Day is today, time to go bully my friend.

by AnnaBananaDemon February 4, 2022

Michael

This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay

Michael is kinda weird bro. I mean he soooooo loud and has a tiny dick.

by Weebyblazeit February 4, 2022