Dragon hoard

An absurd amount of fucking pocket change, typically found in people's cupholders, or customers who are asses.
"Damn Mike! You got a big-ass dragon hoard in your car!"

"Ugh, here comes that one customer, Bill, with his fucking dragon hoard."
by Tparrett8 March 26, 2025
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dragon

Dragon is slang for a rude and manipulative person
He’s such a dragon”
by JustaTruthfullGuy August 5, 2021
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The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".
"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"
by codynindasprite February 21, 2025
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dragon

it is believed to be a mythical animal but it actually isnt, the word originates from not that long ago, it has been discovered that the word "dragon" is actually a verb.
Guy 1: Whats dragon?

Guy 2: Dragon deez nuts lol.
by definatelly not you February 13, 2022
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Alaskan Gas Dragon

When a girl queefs inside your mouth and then you proceed to blow rings out of your nose, (you may need to know a vape trick for this part), like a dragon blowing smoke.
My mouth cavity is still soiled from when I did the Alaskan Gas Dragon.
by AlaskanEarthDragon February 10, 2024
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dragon

a person who is slightly retarded, who loves doing a dirty sanchez at any given time, and who is just plain awesome, and someone who also loves the Jonas Brothers
Man did you talk to michelle? She is such a dragon!!
by Lauren459 August 19, 2008
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