knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold

i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum

by BumStatusYo December 29, 2018

bum tax

Federal & state taxes paid by parents resulting from twenty something children living at home that are severely under or unemployed and not going to college.

Now that their son is out of college, unable to find a job, pay his student loans, the parents get hit with the bum tax as they cannot even claim a tax deduction, yet must pay all the expenses.

by d61008 January 26, 2015

squeeky bum time

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.

"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"

by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017

Krum bum

A MEGA buttcheek

That man over there is being a real Krum bum

That man has some big Krum bums

by Mr. Soundtree July 16, 2022

Beaufort bum

Dylan Landry

Aye bo look, its a Beaufort bum.

by Bigcock.com November 2, 2020

makie bum sock

when you put bum socks on your feet

you gwon get ya shoes & makie bum sock?

by Teresa7! July 28, 2022

Bum Chuddy

When you haven't wiped your arse properly and it dries up into hard crispy bits and sticks to the hairs on the inside cheeks of your arse.

Also known as cling on, tag nut, dangle berry and winnit.

'I wiped my arse and felt the hairs on my inner arse cheeks snapping one by one. It was obvious that I'd netted some Bum Chuddy'

by Youngy April 7, 2014