top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night

“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller”

by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 26, 2020

top sheeter

Somebody who looks only at the top sheet in a file and assumes what they are looking for isn't there.

He is such a top sheeter.

by Kdupes May 24, 2017

Top Tier Eugene

Same as Top Tier Travis, but with a dorky name that was hidden in legal documents from his friends until they discovered it in the background of one of his braggadocios texts.

He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.

Yo- did you see Top Tier Eugene came up with another thing he is the best at? He literally sent a picture of the other guy’s idea and tried to say it was his! What a dork!

by No Tango and no Cash September 24, 2023

minnesota top

the act of a women putting an ice cube in her mouth and performing oral

dude last night jessica gave me that minnesota top

by nicfila69 March 3, 2020

top of the range whore

TOTRWh

She's so hot she's a Top Of The Range Whore

by TGurl Master July 14, 2017

pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 1, 2019

top rider

A women or man who is great at shagging or riding the d

“Here lass...you’re a top rider you”.
Or for men, “I am a top rider me, doing all the birds”

by Beth’s a Top Rider November 11, 2017