by sexy mama oooooooof March 11, 2021
Get the Got Shit on mug.When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.
by GEORDIE SHOCK SHIT March 26, 2021
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He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.
After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.
After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.
by FatFSA April 13, 2021
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Jerry - "Yeah mate, just took an intense shit."
Jerry - "Yeah mate, just took an intense shit."
by BirchyMaht May 11, 2021
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Get the No Shit July mug.When you take your girl in the ass in the shower and as she climaxes she accidentley pushes a out a shittlog which you promptly throw in the toilet with a backspin, only splash no toiletrim.
Fucked my date in the ass, she climaxed and shit herself. I shit kobe that turd in the toilet from 2 meters. No rim, just splash
by Mkl1990 October 20, 2021
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a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.
a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.
Me and benny went drove in the ol scania, and as i was diggin in to the zinger box, i notice a rank reeking smell. In my peripheral vision i observed the mad cunt, as he unhitches the fat slugish diabolical load of feces. By the time it slipped out of his anuscrack, his johnsons where back on, and we were zinging on cunt. Cant believe he just pit shit.
Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.
Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.
by Mong off February 22, 2022
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