Skip to main content

Stadium Mexican Wave

When at a sporting game, event or music concert in a large stadium, someone stands up and makes their way out of the row to go to the toilet or get a drink. The other people in the row have to stand up and then sit down one after the other to allow the single person to pass by. This creates a mexican wave of people, rather than just their arms. If the rows of seats are long, then the effect is even more enjoyable.
I was at a concert last night and I fancied a beer, but I was in the middle of the row so I caused a Stadium Mexican Wave, it was pretty cool
by Prettyylime September 12, 2010
mugGet the Stadium Mexican Wavemug.

Mexican car wash

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.
I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.
by mrskunkbutt October 25, 2017
mugGet the Mexican car washmug.

Mexican Blow Johnson

A blow johnson given by or to a person of hispanic/latino race.
Hey Chuo, will be you give me another Mexican Blow Johnson?
by Mr. Otis II November 1, 2006
mugGet the Mexican Blow Johnsonmug.

Smoking Mexican Taco

When a guy fucks a Mexican girl, ejaculates on her pussy lips and they sticks the butt end of a lit cigarette in the goo and lets it smoke.
"On Maria's birthday I gave her a Smoking Mexican Taco."
by G-Paw April 8, 2009
mugGet the Smoking Mexican Tacomug.

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

After f*cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. Music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. The newly grown penis is obviously circumcised and the f*ckee may, in some instances, develop daily cravings for pastrami on rye sandwiches.
I drank so much Manischewitz after I gave your mother a mexican bar mitzvah last night I fell down doing to electric slide.
by KNOb23 July 13, 2009
mugGet the Mexican Bar Mitzvahmug.

mexican national flower

a plastic wal-mart bag stuck in the needles of a cactus, blown from the wind. Usually seen from road while driving through the desert.
"We were driving down to Cabo San Lucas and witnessed all the cacti were in full bloom with the mexican national flower."
by R. Brown July 6, 2007
mugGet the mexican national flowermug.

Mexican Change Purse

not just an ordinary change purse -- it is unique, crafted by the finest mexicanos in Des Moines, IO. choc full of sentimental value and grass. hand crafted leather from the skin of a toad. made with precision and with 17 minutes of toil by the guru of southwest Des Moines. so sacred that if one shall steal or say the name of said purse, they shall be tormented with a saturday detention at...DA DA DU...DEVON PREP!
(its name must not be spoken so i will replace it with "aspiradora") TOUCH THE ASPIRADORA, AND FACE MY WRATH!
mugGet the Mexican Change Pursemug.

Share this definition