When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.
by mrskunkbutt October 25, 2017
Get the Mexican car washmug. When a person with Leprosy starts to get gangrene in their penis, which proceeds to slowly decompose and fall off.
My uncle is a leper, and he has one of the most terrible cases of Mexican Green Rocket ever... And he showed me.
by Flypig777 July 29, 2009
Get the Mexican Green Rocketmug. by Mr. Otis II November 1, 2006
Get the Mexican Blow Johnsonmug. When a guy fucks a Mexican girl, ejaculates on her pussy lips and they sticks the butt end of a lit cigarette in the goo and lets it smoke.
by G-Paw April 8, 2009
Get the Smoking Mexican Tacomug. After f*cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. Music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. The newly grown penis is obviously circumcised and the f*ckee may, in some instances, develop daily cravings for pastrami on rye sandwiches.
I drank so much Manischewitz after I gave your mother a mexican bar mitzvah last night I fell down doing to electric slide.
by KNOb23 July 13, 2009
Get the Mexican Bar Mitzvahmug. a plastic wal-mart bag stuck in the needles of a cactus, blown from the wind. Usually seen from road while driving through the desert.
"We were driving down to Cabo San Lucas and witnessed all the cacti were in full bloom with the mexican national flower."
by R. Brown July 6, 2007
Get the mexican national flowermug. In city of compton in my low rider on dash-board is a handle. It says " mexican oil change ". When those city doggs & Pole-ice mans get on my bumper. I do a mexican oil change !!
Pull handle blow oil all over street & watch um spin out...
PS hombre's if LAPD pulls U over just say, " I take to shop & fix leak "
Pull handle blow oil all over street & watch um spin out...
PS hombre's if LAPD pulls U over just say, " I take to shop & fix leak "
by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006
Get the mexican oil changemug.