"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"
"What a fag"
"What a fag"
by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018
Get the Lawn Dragonmug. 
When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.
Bro "how was your date last night?"
Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"
Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"
by Hanbro00 September 4, 2016
Get the dragon whipmug. a guy drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce and a pepper and a burrito with beans then poops in a girls mouth and tickles her till it comes out of her nose
by Anonymous” September 8, 2021
Get the fire dragonmug. by Dingbat445 September 9, 2019
Get the Iron dragonmug. When a guy slurps up a woman’s period blood and spits it out their mouth like a fire breathing dragon and continues to fuck her
by Atominicc February 2, 2021
Get the Dragon Slurpmug. An analogy for when things are feeling magical due to the fact that dragons are a magical creatures hence their farts are extremely rare
by Herdom December 30, 2020
Get the Dragon fartsmug.