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National Titty Grab Day

On April 14, single or taken, you can grab anyones breasts with no consequences.
its okay April, its national titty grab day so stop complaining
by School Holidays May 25, 2018
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National pop a tit day

“When is national pop a tit day again” “ it oct 17 silly one
by Suck my hug October 16, 2020
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National Drug Test Day

April 21st or 4/21 is National Drug Test Day.
Boss1: I want to fire Jeff, but I need a good reason.

Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.
by Darth Papaw April 20, 2017
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National Fuck a Girl day

National fuck a girl day is on December 6 where you get to have sex to celebrate December 6 and the end of no nut November by creaming your girls pussy.
Oh yes it’s it’s National Fuck a Girl day December 6 time to invite my girl over ;)
by National Fuck a Girl day November 7, 2019
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National Cardoor Slammers Of America

A group of people that intentionally slam their cardoors to disturb everyone around them.
Barbara, if you and Bobby don't stop slamming your cardoors early in the morning, you should join the National Cardoor Slammers Of America.
by wolfmaiden69 August 19, 2010
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ditch side nation wide

tag: "dich-sayd nay-shun wayd" The area in which a lone traveler, ie vagabond claims as his or her temporary home while tramping.
A common exclamation of a specific tramp is "Yo, ditch side nation wide, motha' fucka!"
by Dirt 'n Pinion Da' Mutt January 31, 2008
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National Pecan Pie Day

When : July 12th

National Pecan Pie Day is a great day to eat pie....Pecan Pie!

If you like nuts, and you like pie, and you like sweets, then today is your day. Sweet and crunchy, Pecan Pie is a regular on the menu of most restaurants. And, for good reason.

Celebrate National Pecan Pie Day by baking and eating pecan pie. Make an extra pie, and give it to a friend. Or, bring a pecan pie to work to share with co-workers. If you don't have time to bake today, go to the store or a restaurant.
by lisabugg February 15, 2014
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