Crofter’s pie

The use of haggis as a dildo, or in the highlands of Scotland substituting haggis for lube.

“I was very lonely up on the hill so I gave my favourite sheep a crofter’s pie.”

by Wharton Halfpiece III jr. January 23, 2018

Breakfast Pie

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.

Nothing I love more than breakfast pie.

by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020

pookie-pie

someone who is fabulous, important, hot , and sexy <3

"Bbl drake is a such pookie-pie"

by becky43 June 1, 2022

Pie in the eye

When you cum in your hand and slap the girl while doing the nasty.

Hornyella get over here for a pie in the eye

by Crimetown warriors December 9, 2020

Brownie Pie

When you're partner takes a shit on your dick and she proceeds to masturbate you.

My girlfriend gave me a Brownie Pie.

by Brownieman69 August 22, 2011

Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.

"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.

by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021

Pie-faced BUFFOON

insult for a buffoon (idiot) who is pie-faced.

He is a pie-faced buffoon because he stole my yogurt. "You pie-face buffoon!"

by Zangaroo1 January 31, 2020