A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.

1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.

by Brent Elskan December 18, 2005

Gmod Idiot Box

One of the best Youtube series there are out there. It is made by DasBoShitte.

Main Characters:

Dr. Hax: The profound and crazy doctor of the show who destroys all hackers of any kind.

Chuckles: He is the one, at the beginning of the show, to cheat the most, thus becoming Dr. Hax's #1 target. He later strays away from his cheatful ways.

G man: The lawyer guy that everybody should know about.

Lois: A main character in Left4Dead, he is highly obsessed with pills and will do anything for them

Francis: Another Left4Dead character. He hates Lois and is very obnoxious. He is part of the show "Everybody Loves Francis".

There are more that are unnamed or from Left4Dead too!
This series is VERY worth seeing!

A quote from the Gmod Idiot Box:

G Man: I want Breakfast.

Man behind counter: Well...I'm really sorry

G Man:......Well, I'm really sorry *pulling out gun* t-

Random Man: HE'S GOTTA GUN!

Everybody at Bar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

G Man: HEY, hey, it's okay, alright, just, just sit down, now ya gotta have your vegetables, vitamins and whatno-
*Gun starts shooting randomly everywhere*

G Man: IT'S AN ACCIDENT, It's an accident, the trigger, it's sensitive, it's sen...si....tive.....*looks at everybody dead*

G Man: Ummmm, can I have my breakfast now?

Headless man behind counter: *flicks him off*

by The one above all December 25, 2009

jack in the box

when a man jacks in a box and jizzes all over it, and put its in the partners head and then say u got jack in the box bitch

Jeff: here do u want jack in the box

Kevin: yes

Jeff:heres jack in the box bicth!!!

Kevin: u basturd

by nbdbsd201 November 11, 2010

heart-shaped box

incredible song performed by the grunge band nirvana. third song on one of the great albums, not by nirvana, but of all time, in utero.

evanescence did a cover of it and completely fucked it up

forever in debt to your priceless advice...

by nirvanakanks June 22, 2005

Boxed like a fish

when you are cracked at fortnite and you are versing a shitter if you box them with your insane piece control and get a quick ded ez clap

HES BOXED LIKE A FISH HES BOXED LIKE A FISH ... GET CLAPPED YOUR SHITTER

by Steeeezyyy December 8, 2020

your mom's box

the last words of Opie and Anthony when they signed off of terrestrial radio for the last time.

Opie,Anthony and Little Jimmy Norton ended the show by saying "Your Mom's Box"

by Pest April 25, 2006

goth cereal box

Someone who has no shape, wears black all the time, most likely to be a girl

Person 1: She has no shape
Person 2: She's a goth cereal box
Person 1: You right

by Brittany the skater girl November 14, 2016